George was in a grumpy mood today. He was tired of seeing Snuffles walking around with his Lululemon bag covered in positive inspiration. He decided that it would be better if he changed the words on the bag. This is what he came up with:
Do one thing a day that scares someone else
Creativity is maximized when you’re eating candy of different colours
Practice random acts of dancing
Pudding is more important than money
Stir, stir, stir, then ask someone to pass you the vanilla
Drink fresh milk and eat as much pudding as you can.
Nap once a day to regenerate your brain
What we do to our stuffies, we do to ourselves
Successful people replace the words, “wish, should and try” with “pudding, vanilla and chocolate”.
Visual your eventual demise. Then imagine Gibbs and Ziva solving the case.
Lack of pudding and silly dancing is related to 99% of all illness
The weather is changing at such a rapid rate that waiting to implement changes will leave you in the rain. Do it now. Or yesterday. But make pudding first.
That which tastes the best should never give way to that which tastes like yellow snow
Observe a bowl of pudding before and after someone eats it and relate this emptiness to your lack of stuffy power.
The Stuffy brain can only hold one thought at a time. Choose a thought about cake.
Your consumption of pudding is directly related to the strength of your stuffiness.
Life is full of choices. Success is determined by how many of those choices involve giving your stuffies cake.
Not eating pudding works the opposite way you want it to.
And, most importantly: Dance, sing, eat, and love a stuffy