The sky is blue

My hat is white

 

The time has come

To start a fight

 

It won’t be pretty

It won’t be nice

 

But sooner or later

You roll the dice

 

You move your shoe

Along the mat

 

Collect more rent

From an iron and top hat

 

Roll doubles three times

And go to jail

 

Do not pass go

Or get out on bail

 

Community Chest

Might give you a break

 

Win or lose $200

That’s the Chance you take

 

Light blue properties suck a lot

But the dark blue ones rule

 

Just don’t buy one of every colour

Or go bankrupt like a fool

 

Free parking is the best

And it’s in the corner space

 

If you get really lucky

You’ll own Boardwalk and Park Place

 

To buy a house and hotel

You need a lot of cash

 

Stop landing on others’ spaces

That digs into your stash

 

Railroads are a great bet

To make lots of money fast

 

But utilities are dumb and lame

The money there won’t last

 

Go big or don’t play at all

It’s better to go bust

 

Than to have bought nothing at all

And let your wheelbarrow rust

 

If you win it’s really awesome

But you won’t win, I will

 

Remember this is a fight

And I’m a Smurf. So chill.

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