At least once a day

Or so they say

A guy gets out of bed

He sits upright

And rubs his eyes

And shakes his giant head

‘Smurf Off’ he yells

And then he tells

The other Smurfs to leave

‘The bed is mine’

‘You’re out of line’,

The other Smurfs yell back

Then through the blinds

Some brilliant minds

The other stuffies shout

‘Get out of bed

Giant Smurf head’

That’s what morning’s all about