Smurfy likes to read
And sit down in the car
He likes to read while driving
So he never gets too far

One day he smashed his Smurfing car
Into the neighbour’s cat
It wasn’t all that terrible
The cat had a wood bat

The cat had used the baseball bat
To smash in Smurfy’s door
The two of them did not like
The other even more

The bat got tired and flew away
To play ball in the sun
Smurfy said he’d had enough and
Hit the cat for fun

And now he keeps on reading
And smashing with the car
But Hulky moved in next door
So his smashing won’t get far