Happy every after
Is only in tall tales
For me it is all laughter
Like wind beneath my sails

I want to go out surfing
In the tall and rumbling waves
But all I do is smurfing
In dark and dingy caves

I guess I’ll just go back to bed
And stay there for an hour
I like to sleep upon my head
Upright like a butt flower

The day is going to come soon
When Smurfs will rule the world
I’ll rule the sea with a harpoon
I’ll make all the waves curled

The sea is blue
The smurf is king
The world is new
And I will sing

“Oh, it’s great to be me,
A Smurf upon the sea
My head looks like a butt
But at least I’m not a mutt”