George sat in the garden
Planting pickle seeds
What he didn’t realize
Was he was gonna sneeze

George is allergic to the grass
He sniffs and rubs his eyes
But he won’t move down from his perch
Unless he coughs and dies

His nose might run
His feet might smell
But nothing moved him
Til he fell

Off the brick
He fell down
Onto the grass
Like a dumb clown

Smurfy laughed hysterically
At George upon his face
Lying on his button nose
The sight was a disgrace

Finally another George came out
And helped up his good buddy
Got him away from the dirt and grass
His skates had gone all muddy

The moral of the story
Is seeds take a while to grow
So if you have bad allergies
Someone else should sow

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