The stuffies have decided
To join the marching band
They think it looks so easy
They can do it with one hand

So they tried out for the Showband
Dressed themselves in red and white
But Smurfy kept bumping into things
He can’t march to the right

The director blew his whistle
Not one time but twenty-five
He’d had enough of the stuffies
Then Snuffles took a dive

He fell down on the tubas
And the entire colour guard
The director yelled for him to stand
“It’s really not that hard!”

But Snuffles couldn’t stand at set
So the stuffies got kicked out
They were told not to come back again
Their incompetence was not in doubt

So instead of being in the band
The stuffies take their seats
They cheer out loud and wave their flags
While eating all their treats