George watches Survivor
Though he could never go
His butt is much too big
So he’ll just watch the show

He likes the competitions
And putting out the flame
So he goes around with candles
And pretends he runs the game

He thinks that he’s Jeff Probst
So he tells us what to do
And makes us stand on one foot
While he puts on his shoe

“The tribe has spoken!” George will yell
If he doesn’t like his food
Then he’ll toss it on the floor
It’s really very rude

It’s time for George to get voted out
And go somewhere far away
Where reality TV is reality
And he can survive another day