George is in Edmonton
Looking at Christmas lights
It’s really quite a stroke of luck
He hasn’t started any fights

He doesn’t like their teams
Because he doesn’t have their shirts
He thinks that it’s his job
To give them lots of hurts

But now that he is here
And has eaten lots of food
He doesn’t want to risk
Being in a bad mood


He really likes the lights
On ATB in blue
He wants to put them on his house
But he has no clue what to do

He saw the legislature
With lights in colours bright
Maybe Rachel Notley
Will come out and say goodnight

Too bad for silly George
He doesn’t live here all the time
He’ll have to go back home
And make up another rhyme