Every time you watch TV
Your brain gets all soaked in
Watching all the characters
Or wondering who will win

You could watch a crazy show
About a women’s jail
Where all the girls wear orange
And no one gets out on bail

Or maybe you would like to try
Politics like House of Cards
Then you could see Frank Underwood
And his Secret Service guards

If laughing out loud is your thing
Then try Master of None
But it hasn’t been on too long
There’s only season one

If you want a real great time
Try Psych or Brooklyn Nine-Nine
You’ll laugh your pants off the whole time
And then you’ll feel just fine

Now it’s time for me to go
And watch shows of my own
Maybe old episodes of Glee or Bones
While I eat an ice cream cone