George was at the hotel
Eating all the fruit
Barry was doing yoga
In his furry birthday suit

They had a gorgeous view
Of the mountains and the snow
The room was so elaborate
They did not want to go

But they also wanted candy
And a yummy chocolate treat
So down Banff Avenue they did go
Walking a mile down the street

The snow had almost blown the pair
Into the hot springs pool
But they kept their grip and wandered on
Trying to look cool

They had a super great time
At the Banff Springs hotel
They’re going to save their money
So they don’t have to go motel