George went to the shopping mall
And got himself a treat
He didn’t realize at the time
That there was gum upon his seat

He was stuck there in the food court
With people all around
But George didn’t want to ask for help
So he didn’t make a sound

He took both of his chopsticks
From his chicken balls and rice
And pushed them under his butt cheek
It wasn’t very nice

But it started to loosen up the gum
That had George stuck to his chair
Then the last bit he had flicked away
And George fell into the air

George landed on the mall floor
And wailed and then got up
He would have to be more careful
To not get all gummed up